rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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