I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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