Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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