No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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