So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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