White coat. Heels.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
