a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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