He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
