Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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