I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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