I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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