Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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