i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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