But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He did a backflip because drugs
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