Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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