I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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