:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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