we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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