Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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