Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
sarcasm needs its own font
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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