It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I have aggressive nipples.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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