Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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