Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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