Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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