She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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