How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am full of burrito and curiosity
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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