Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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