I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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