I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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