quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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