Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
A+ Viking dick
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