I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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