i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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