Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
