I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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