What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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