I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
two words: eviction party
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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