He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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