He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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