just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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