I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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