The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Randomize
