I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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