it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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