Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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