i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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