What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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