At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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