Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
too bad you live with your parents still
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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