Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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