Christians are straight up FREAKS
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize