That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Houston, we have a blender
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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