Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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