I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
