So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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