question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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