There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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