just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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