another moral hangover. fuck.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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