Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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