He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize
